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The Faceless Old Woman of Controlitia WA

“Tyranny! WA”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Syria


Controlitia WA

Population8.863 billion

CapitalSargobad WA
LeaderThe Tyrant's Puppet

CurrencyTear WA
AnimalCorpse WA

The Faceless Old Woman of Controlitia WA is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Tyrant's Puppet with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.863 billion Contrae WA are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sargobad WA. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantized WA economy, worth a remarkable 2,362 trillion Tear WAS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 266,537 Tear WAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, it's not mass murder when the government does it, the elderly are killed softly with a song, and the new one Tear WA coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Controlitia WA's national animal is the Corpse WA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tyrantism.

Controlitia WA is ranked 180,771st in the world and 56th in Syria for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -6.51 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 485thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,259thLargest Black Market: 1,283rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,486thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,700thMost Avoided: 2,138thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,669thHighest Average Incomes: 2,805thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,891stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,231stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,486thLargest Retail Industry: 4,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,441stHighest Economic Output: 6,114thFattest Citizens: 7,541stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,944thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,121stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,509thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,217thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,991stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,773rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,820thLargest Governments: 12,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,201stMost Devout: 16,124thLowest Crime Rates: 16,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,327th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the region

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