“Coom and take it”
|Category: Right-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The Gayboys of Cooming is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.117 billion Coomingians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Coomingian economy, worth 195 trillion coom bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 174,906 coom bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,283,029 per year while the poor average 7,309, a ratio of 175 to 1.
Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, dining out often involves Coomers on the plate no matter what you order, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cooming's national animal is the Coomer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cooming was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
- : Cooming was endorsed by The Reformed State of Centrialand.
- : Cooming was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
- : Cooming was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Cooming, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
- : Following new legislation in Cooming, dining out often involves Coomers on the plate no matter what you order.
- : Following new legislation in Cooming, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Cooming, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
- : Following new legislation in Cooming, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Cooming City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment.
- : Cooming was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
Endorsements Received: 161 » Shibutani, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Corfad, Ellbonnia, Orado, Crusadam, Zzozona, Hamerica, Republica Guilleana, Venicea, Dreadton, Selfgradatude, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Siwale, Territorio di Nessuno, Blyskalia, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Guer Aike, Empy, Kranostav, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Navsland, Bankowiata, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethnon, Pytong, Great Bights Mum, Port Naga, Kazoo Basin, Dar es Saalam, Maclare, Draconian Progression, Heilhum Imperius, North Bratislava, Kocherian, Seijitsu, Climeria, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, Nodnarb, New Lakemba, Sevinland, Newpromisedland, and 111 others.Cretox State, Kragsgale, Frances Francis the First of France, Pasargad, Slyakanya, Valentine Z, Sunto, Odelinor, Animu Place, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, Sundred, Star Kingdom, Omnistria, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Hewani, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, East Akra, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Yellops, The Pantheons, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, His Enduring Majesty, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Andexia, RetroBeaners, Fauzjhia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Ravendi, Sikol, Nalver And, Pallaith, Xentherida, Maratabat, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Hyphen, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Patrician, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, The Endless Eventide, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, Simone Republic, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Beasluxia, Svenskan, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Kromi, Free Salvation, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Dangine, Questann, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Wapistan, Tyirza, Super Girl, BTProductions, Alexander the Magnus, Xyrron, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Siberian Workforce, Centrialand, and Tsandonown.