“All For One and One For All”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Republic of Corcaw is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.674 billion Corcawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corcaw City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Corcawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion Tollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 172,399 Tollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of Corcaw rejoicing, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink. Crime is totally unknown. Corcaw's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
- : Corcaw was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of Corcaw rejoicing.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Corcaw was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, glamping Corcawians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.