Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: TopCornion
Population | 14.654 billion |
Capital | St Xipilliville |
Leader | The Corniest Corn that ever did Corn |
Currency | kernel |
Animal | Zea mays |
The Golden Ears of Cornfederacy of Corn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Corniest Corn that ever did Corn with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.654 billion Cornfederates are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Xipilliville. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cornfederate economy, worth a remarkable 5,984 trillion kernels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 408,400 kernels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown. Cornfederacy of Corn's national animal is the Zea mays, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cornfederacy of Corn is ranked 9,527th in the world and 1st in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,424.3129970498 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
- : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Cornfederacy of Corn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Cornfederacy of Corn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.