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The Golden Ears of Cornfederacy of Corn

“Centeotl Wills”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: TopCornion

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Cornfederacy of Corn

Population14.654 billion

CapitalSt Xipilliville
LeaderThe Corniest Corn that ever did Corn

Currencykernel
AnimalZea mays

The Golden Ears of Cornfederacy of Corn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Corniest Corn that ever did Corn with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.654 billion Cornfederates are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Xipilliville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cornfederate economy, worth a remarkable 5,984 trillion kernels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 408,400 kernels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown. Cornfederacy of Corn's national animal is the Zea mays, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cornfederacy of Corn is ranked 9,527th in the world and 1st in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,424.3129970498 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 67thHealthiest Citizens: 98thMost Developed: 105thLongest Average Lifespans: 114thLeast Corrupt Governments: 179thMost Inclusive: 182ndHighest Food Quality: 206thSafest: 212thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 219thMost Pacifist: 219thBest Weather: 220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 231stMost Compassionate Citizens: 242ndNicest Citizens: 242ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 254thSmartest Citizens: 267thMost Cheerful Citizens: 282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 354thMost Efficient Economies: 407thLowest Crime Rates: 493rdLargest Governments: 520thMost Secular: 549thMost Beautiful Environments: 555thMost Rebellious Youth: 746thMost Cultured: 930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 938thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,026thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,689thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,098thHighest Economic Output: 2,398thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,643rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,993rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,338thLargest Retail Industry: 8,793rdMost Stationary: 9,527thMost Influential: 9,848thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,033rdTop
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Most Patriotic: 21,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,976thLargest Populations: 27,415thMost Income Equality: 27,728thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,825th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Cornfederacy of Corn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Cornfederacy of Corn, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Cornfederacy of Corn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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