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The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors

“ROI is King”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Eladen

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Corporate Investors

Population15.684 billion

Capital-Your Brand Here- CI City
Leader-The Highest Annual Fund Raiser-
FaithMoney Money Mon-n-ney

Currency-Your Brand Here- Dollar
Animal-Your Brand Here- Beaver

The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by -The Highest Annual Fund Raiser- with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.684 billion ICoCIs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of -Your Brand Here- CI City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ICoCI economy, worth a remarkable 6,958 trillion -Your Brand Here- Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 443,646 -Your Brand Here- Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,137,240 per year while the poor average 4,222, a ratio of 979 to 1.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, and a video of -The Highest Annual Fund Raiser- wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporate Investors's national animal is the -Your Brand Here- Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Mon-n-ney.

Corporate Investors is ranked 1,136th in the world and 8th in Eladen for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 22,781.15 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 78thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 91stMost Avoided: 160thHighest Disposable Incomes: 177thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 177thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 182ndHighest Crime Rates: 187thFattest Citizens: 189thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 201stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 210thMost Armed: 221stLargest Gambling Industry: 236thMost Efficient Economies: 271stMost Rebellious Youth: 295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 304thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 343rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 427thHighest Average Incomes: 479thLargest Agricultural Sector: 600thRudest Citizens: 666thLargest Insurance Industry: 709thLargest Publishing Industry: 759thLargest Retail Industry: 777thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 798thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 840thHighest Economic Output: 902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 931stSmartest Citizens: 1,095thLargest Mining Sector: 1,136thTop
5%
Most Cultured: 1,948thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,554thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,636thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,373rdLargest Black Market: 9,158thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 10,111thLargest Populations: 10,647thLargest Governments: 11,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,361st
Top
10%
Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Corporate Investors was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Corporate Investors was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, Most Efficient Economies, and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Corporate Investors was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Corporate Investors was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Corporate Investors was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Corporate Investors was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Corporate Investors's influence in Eladen rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Corporate Investors's influence in Eladen fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Corporate Investors's influence in Eladen rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Corporate Investors was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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