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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat

“Central government is for the weak.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: TopCornion

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Corporoat

Population7.485 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.485 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,065 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 409,511 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,230,972 per year while the poor average 38,574, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and Coffee Machine's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 17,358th in the world and 1st in TopCornion for Most Politically Free, scoring 87.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 10thRudest Citizens: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 31stMost Armed: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thFattest Citizens: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 117thLargest Gambling Industry: 155thMost Avoided: 171stMost Rebellious Youth: 210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 420thHighest Average Incomes: 715thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 802ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 813thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,215thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,227thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,329thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,351stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,416thLargest Mining Sector: 1,614thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,385thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,593rdHighest Drug Use: 2,879thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,372ndMost Cultured: 4,486thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,502ndHighest Economic Output: 4,554thMost Efficient Economies: 6,117thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,555thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,899thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,026thMost Devout: 13,333rdMost Stationary: 14,979thSmartest Citizens: 15,113thMost Pro-Market: 15,533rdMost Influential: 16,633rdLargest Black Market: 17,241stMost Politically Free: 17,358thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,791stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,430thMost Extreme: 21,178th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Coffee Machine's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Consumers are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.

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