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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat

“Central government is for the weak.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: TopCornion

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Corporoat

Population13.975 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.975 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 7,098 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 507,950 adverts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,584,586 per year while the poor average 24,260, a ratio of 147 to 1.

Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 84th in the world and 1st in TopCornion for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 48,447.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 16thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stMost Armed: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndHighest Drug Use: 38thFattest Citizens: 38thMost Avoided: 42ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 84thMost Rebellious Youth: 86thHighest Disposable Incomes: 102ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 145thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 260thHighest Average Incomes: 404thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 590thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 653rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 739thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 807thMost Corrupt Governments: 972ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,132ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,317thMost Inclusive: 1,471stMost Pro-Market: 1,645thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,702ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,724thHighest Economic Output: 1,747thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,352ndMost Politically Free: 2,911thMost Cultured: 2,977thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,364thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,375thMost Stationary: 9,866thMost Efficient Economies: 11,272ndMost Influential: 11,398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,500thSmartest Citizens: 12,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,189thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,584thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20,322ndMost Extreme: 24,014thLargest Black Market: 25,840thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,261stLargest Populations: 28,855th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.

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