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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat

“Central government is for the weak.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: TopCornion

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Corporoat

Population6.895 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.895 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,729 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 395,855 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,360,314 per year while the poor average 30,329, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 10,869th in the world and 5th in TopCornion for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,969.82 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 37thMost Armed: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thFattest Citizens: 101stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 129thLargest Gambling Industry: 177thMost Avoided: 185thMost Rebellious Youth: 264thHighest Disposable Incomes: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 344thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 419thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 792ndHighest Average Incomes: 807thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 881stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,367thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,475thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,648thLargest Mining Sector: 1,897thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,387thHighest Drug Use: 2,505thMost Inclusive: 2,828thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,250thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,516thMost Cultured: 4,890thHighest Economic Output: 5,162ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,434thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,869thMost Devout: 11,046thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,579thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,675thMost Stationary: 15,517thMost Pro-Market: 15,611thLargest Black Market: 16,927thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,999thMost Politically Free: 17,043rdSmartest Citizens: 17,122ndMost Influential: 17,404thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,559thMost Extreme: 20,874th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Fur Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation is TopCornion's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.

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