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The Corrupted Corruption of Corruptionz

“Corrupt the Corrupted” Corrupted Psycho

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: The North Pacific

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Corruptionz

Population5.331 billion

CapitalCity of Corrupt Ones
LeaderCorrupted Psycho
FaithCorruptionizm

Currencykrabbybuck
Animalcerberus

The Corrupted Corruption of Corruptionz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Corrupted Psycho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.331 billion Corrupteds live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Corrupt Ones. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corruptionzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion krabbybucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,549 krabbybucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,561,573 per year while the poor average 26,676, a ratio of 58.5 to 1.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corruptionz's national animal is the cerberus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corruptionizm.

Corruptionz is ranked 1,717th in the world and 93rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 760.63 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 42ndHighest Crime Rates: 136thLargest Retail Industry: 180thMost Armed: 186thFattest Citizens: 276thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 333rdMost Avoided: 378thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 403rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 405thLargest Gambling Industry: 413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 489thHighest Disposable Incomes: 725thMost Rebellious Youth: 870thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,111thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,336thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,387thHighest Drug Use: 1,468thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,491stMost Politically Free: 1,636thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,717thHighest Average Incomes: 1,927thLargest Mining Sector: 1,950thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,050thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,267thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,389thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,462ndMost Inclusive: 3,935thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,380thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,357thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,909thNudest: 6,318thMost Extreme: 6,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,876thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,035thSmartest Citizens: 8,410thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,445thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,556thHighest Economic Output: 8,793rdMost Pro-Market: 8,844thMost Cultured: 9,994thMost Secular: 11,005thLargest Black Market: 16,617th
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionMost Extreme: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionNudest: 202nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 252nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 255th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 265th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 307th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 318th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 362nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 407th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 477th in the regionMost Cultured: 492nd in the regionMost Secular: 568th in the regionMost Stationary: 648th in the regionLargest Populations: 827th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Corruptionz, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.

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