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The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples

“Вечнасць для Cyazlyudiya!” Principle Chairman Anzelm Silarz

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Lazarus

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Cossack Peoples

Population9.786 billion

CapitalSevyich
LeaderPrinciple Chairman Anzelm Silarz

Currencybill
AnimalBlack Bear

The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Principle Chairman Anzelm Silarz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.786 billion Czaslyudians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevyich. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Czaslyudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,856 trillion bills a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 291,865 bills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,686,168 per year while the poor average 24,104, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Principle Chairman Anzelm Silarz wears an armoured gauntlet, anti-government web sites are springing up, and orange juice has been renamed yellow juice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cossack Peoples's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cossack Peoples is ranked 304,909th in the world and 12,925th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 15 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,034thMost Avoided: 1,334thMost Armed: 1,366thLargest Black Market: 1,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,029thFattest Citizens: 2,948thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 3,122ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,541stMost Efficient Economies: 3,611thRudest Citizens: 3,700thMost Secular: 4,021stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,431stLargest Mining Sector: 4,512thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,821stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,065thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,532ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,697thHighest Economic Output: 7,743rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,405thMost Patriotic: 8,895thLargest Governments: 9,796thMost Influential: 13,674thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,081stMost Stationary: 19,994thMost Conservative: 20,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,832ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,523rdSmartest Citizens: 24,090thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,361stMost Developed: 29,506th
Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 65th in the regionMost Armed: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionLargest Black Market: 92nd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionRudest Citizens: 166th in the regionFattest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Secular: 192nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 226th in the regionMost Stationary: 284th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 294th in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 394th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 424th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 473rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 474th in the regionLargest Governments: 564th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 649th in the regionTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 789th in the regionMost Conservative: 931st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,192nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,303rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Cossack Peoples altered its national flag.
  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Cossack Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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