Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Barbaria
Population | 4.24 billion |
Capital | Zaporizhzhia |
Leader | Hetman Volodymyr Zelenskyy |
Faith | Verdigrisism |
Currency | Rodin |
Animal | Nightingale |
The Zaporizhian Host of Cossack Ukraine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hetman Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.24 billion Cossacks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaporizhzhia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Cossack economy, worth 627 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 147,908 Rodins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,594 per year while the poor average 22,484, a ratio of 27.9 to 1.
The world outside is only known of in folklore, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the clergy of Verdigrisism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cossack Ukraine's national animal is the Nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Verdigrisism.
Cossack Ukraine is ranked 89,712th in the world and 37th in Barbaria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,413.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Cossack Ukraine, the clergy of Verdigrisism remains a single-sex institution.
- : Following new legislation in
Cossack Ukraine, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
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Cossack Ukraine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Cossack Ukraine, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in
Cossack Ukraine, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
- : Following new legislation in
Cossack Ukraine, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
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Cossack Ukraine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Cossack Ukraine, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in
Cossack Ukraine, playing card suits are sold separately.
- : Following new legislation in
Cossack Ukraine, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.