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The Armed Republic of CR80

“I don't even play this game anymore”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Two

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CR80

Population5.604 billion

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Animallegendary

The Armed Republic of CR80 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.604 billion CR80ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CR80ian economy, worth 701 trillion cards a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 125,191 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, the police insist that racism does not exist, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-card mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR80's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CR80 is ranked 119,823rd in the world and 2,105th in Two for Most Stationary, with 298.72778103632 days.

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Nudest: 6,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,671stMost Devout: 7,134thLargest Mining Sector: 7,536thLargest Retail Industry: 8,080thMost Cultured: 9,837thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,950thLowest Crime Rates: 11,609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,729thMost Efficient Economies: 13,264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,851stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,660thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,046thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,158thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,890thLargest Governments: 16,896thMost Developed: 21,292ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,442ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,061st
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 124th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 238th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CR80, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-card mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, light entertainment isn't dead.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in CR80, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.

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