The Constitutional Monarchy of Craftiaa is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 339 million Craftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Craftiaan economy, worth 36.4 trillion Craftia Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 107,372 Craftia Marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craftiaa's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Craftiaa is ranked 173,344^th in the world and 194^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Conservative, scoring 53.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.