The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 35.9 billion Crazed monkiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,655 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 352,511 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 64,673^rd in the world and 2,317^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 72.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.