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The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies

“Vote monkey, get monkey”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific

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Crazed monkies

Population35.9 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 35.9 billion Crazed monkiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,655 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 352,511 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 64,673rd in the world and 2,317th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 72.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 5thBest Weather: 13thMost Secular: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdSmartest Citizens: 40thMost Developed: 55thLongest Average Lifespans: 66thHealthiest Citizens: 77thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 266thHighest Economic Output: 268thMost Advanced Public Education: 269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 284thHighest Poor Incomes: 312thRudest Citizens: 344thMost Stationary: 422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 467thLargest Governments: 487thMost Inclusive: 488thHighest Average Tax Rates: 658thMost Efficient Economies: 925thLargest Populations: 973rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,225thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,257thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,840thSafest: 2,178thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,833rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,207thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,273rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,875thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,068thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,117thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,088thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,468thMost Influential: 11,815thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,033rdMost Income Equality: 17,638thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,645thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,834thMost Cultured: 22,820th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionSafest: 78th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 102nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 113th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 182nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 232nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 306th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 398th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 668th in the regionMost Cultured: 671st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 719th in the regionMost Influential: 725th in the regionMost Income Equality: 738th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 763rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Crazed monkies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, society has literally been thrown to the wolves.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Crazed monkies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.

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