The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.763 billion Crazed monkiesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 13,332 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 362,651 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 215,559^th in the world and 6,741^st in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -83.85 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.