Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 44.387 billion |
Capital | Monkey Mountain |
Leader | Bingo from the Banana Splits |
Currency | Damn dirty ape |
Animal | Human |
The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete absence of social welfare, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.387 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 19,323 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 435,351 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Crazed monkiesian language, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and retirees make up the bulk of foreign students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Crazed monkies is ranked 184th in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 106.99 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Crazed monkies, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students.
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Crazed monkies, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
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Crazed monkies, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
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Crazed monkies, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Crazed monkiesian language.
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Crazed monkies, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
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Crazed monkies, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
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Crazed monkies, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
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Crazed monkies, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
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Crazed monkies, the Crazed monkiesian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
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Crazed monkies, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands.