by Max Barry

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Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms


Crazy girl

Population37.391 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.391 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,897 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 202,641st in the world and 5,505th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -20 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Populations: 311thLargest Black Market: 1,478thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,816thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,205thLargest Mining Sector: 4,029thHighest Economic Output: 4,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,783rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,659thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,841stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,585thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,157th
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 372nd in the regionMost Influential: 441st in the regionMost Cultured: 455th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 475th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 519th in the region

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