by Max Barry

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Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Moon


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Crazy girl

Population39.067 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.067 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,027 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across The Moon are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 18,657th in the world and 3rd in The Moon for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 66.11 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Populations: 293rdLargest Black Market: 1,763rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,047thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,707thLargest Mining Sector: 4,595thHighest Economic Output: 4,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,520thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,607thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,337thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,833rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,633rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,657thMost Cultured: 21,929thMost Influential: 22,063rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

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