The Sprawl of Crazy Waters is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.986 billion Crazy Watersians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,374 trillion Horns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,076 Horns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the government seizes all major gold finds, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 271,214^th in the world and 2,872^nd in the West Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 32.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.