The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and digital currency. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.949 billion Filipinos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,112 Philippine Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, bike rage is all the rage, and under love's heavy burden Benigno Aquino III sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 3,515^th in the world and 9^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Average Incomes, with 247,112.91 Standard Monetary Units.