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The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire

“Hail the Philippines & Nusantara, till the end of time.” Benigno Aquino III

Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Commonwealth of Liberty

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Crazybloxian Empire

Population6.3 billion

CapitalManila
LeaderBenigno Aquino III
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Philippine Republic of Crazybloxian Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benigno Aquino III with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.3 billion Filipinos are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,192 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, business is banging at no-tell motels, and increasing numbers of children in Crazybloxian Empire have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 2,147th in the world and 6th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Black Market, with 1,298 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,943rdLargest Black Market: 2,147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,276thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,536thMost Efficient Economies: 2,768thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,845thHighest Average Incomes: 3,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,332ndMost Devout: 3,634thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,222ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,626thLargest Governments: 4,793rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,826thRudest Citizens: 4,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,241stMost Influential: 6,037thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,317thMost Developed: 6,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,473rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,052ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,604thSmartest Citizens: 9,370thLargest Retail Industry: 9,429thLowest Crime Rates: 9,632ndHighest Economic Output: 10,357thMost Inclusive: 11,209thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,137thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,407thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,832ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,871stMost Cultured: 15,099thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,006thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,473rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,336th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the region

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