The Expansionist Democracy of Crazybloxian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Crazybloxeha Groetu with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.311 billion Crazybloxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemuria. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazybloxian economy, worth 584 trillion sliding doors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 176,500 sliding doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Crazybloxeha Groetu specifying how high, severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land, the tightness of border controls in Crazybloxian Empire leave a little to be desired, and the Lemuria Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 107,300^th in the world and 5,611^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.81 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.