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The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis

“Devajo Dios yel Emperador” Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The League of Conservative Nations



Population10.521 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.521 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,491 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 331,893 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,040,713 per year while the poor average 3,864, a ratio of 786 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government is a law unto itself, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 3,943rd in the world and 5th in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,355.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 217thMost Devout: 235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 342ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 660thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 717thLargest Black Market: 719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 809thLargest Mining Sector: 950thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,263rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,267thMost Armed: 1,411thHighest Average Incomes: 1,419thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,957thMost Avoided: 2,028thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,123rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,344thMost Efficient Economies: 2,710thHighest Economic Output: 3,260thLowest Crime Rates: 3,749thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,813thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,943rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,248thLargest Governments: 5,120thMost Influential: 5,479thRudest Citizens: 6,647thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,430thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,386thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,545thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,667thMost Conservative: 10,877thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,616thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,843rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,911thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,439thMost Cultured: 14,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,393rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,030thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,590th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the region

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