The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.521 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,491 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 331,893 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,040,713 per year while the poor average 3,864, a ratio of 786 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government is a law unto itself, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 3,943^rd in the world and 5^th in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,355.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.