The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.485 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,055 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 274,558 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,806,681 per year while the poor average 16,239, a ratio of 111 to 1.

International trade can be a pain to deal with, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 10,403^rd in the world and 3^rd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Extreme, scoring 37.63 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.