The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.821 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 5,535 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 349,901 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,259 per year while the poor average 4,093, a ratio of 782 to 1.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, big game hunters travel to Creeperopolis to try their hand at shark-shooting, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and children across Creeperopolis are mourning the loss of Santa Claus after the military shot down his sleigh (Creeperopolis has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 1,572^nd in the world and 4^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,065.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.