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The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis

“Deo et sub Imperatore” Emperor Alexander II the Great

Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Federation of Conservative Nations



Population7.863 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexander II the Great
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNew Creeperian Dollars
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.863 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 287,848 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,641,229 per year while the poor average 24,504, a ratio of 67.0 to 1.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 41,027th in the world and 56th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 39.97 Quips Per Hour.

Most Devout: 269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 427thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 780thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 864thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 901stLargest Black Market: 946thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,184thLargest Mining Sector: 1,360thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,583rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,646thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,794thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,862ndFattest Citizens: 2,058thMost Avoided: 2,152ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,295thLargest Retail Industry: 2,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,435thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,953rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,092ndMost Conservative: 4,474thHighest Economic Output: 4,990thMost Influential: 5,185thMost Efficient Economies: 5,189thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,386thRudest Citizens: 5,517thLargest Governments: 5,639thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,015thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,138thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,342ndTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,196thMost Extreme: 9,619thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,410thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,387thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,894thMost Cultured: 16,098th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the region

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