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The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis

“Et sanctus de terra FCN” Emperor Alexander II the Great

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Federation of Conservative Nations



Population7.485 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexander II the Great
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNew Creeperian Dollars
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.485 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,055 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 274,558 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,806,681 per year while the poor average 16,239, a ratio of 111 to 1.

International trade can be a pain to deal with, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 10,403rd in the world and 3rd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Extreme, scoring 37.63 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Devout: 293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 328thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 894thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 961stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 972ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,007thLargest Black Market: 1,043rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,240thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,694thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,877thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,942ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,951stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,994thHighest Average Incomes: 2,045thFattest Citizens: 2,298thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,312thMost Avoided: 2,696thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,788thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,143rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,421stRudest Citizens: 5,078thMost Efficient Economies: 5,233rdHighest Economic Output: 5,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,683rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,855thMost Influential: 5,979thLargest Governments: 6,162ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,529thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,895thMost Pro-Market: 7,068thMost Conservative: 7,848thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,770thMost Extreme: 10,403rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,739thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,293rd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the region

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