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The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis

Creeperopolis was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 423


Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The League



Population15.821 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.821 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 5,535 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 349,901 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,259 per year while the poor average 4,093, a ratio of 782 to 1.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, big game hunters travel to Creeperopolis to try their hand at shark-shooting, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and children across Creeperopolis are mourning the loss of Santa Claus after the military shot down his sleigh (Creeperopolis has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 1,572nd in the world and 4th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,065.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 197thMost Devout: 231stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 344thLargest Black Market: 726thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 862ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 986thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 996thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,079thLargest Mining Sector: 1,356thMost Influential: 1,376thHighest Average Incomes: 1,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,552ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,577thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,616thMost Armed: 1,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,012thHighest Economic Output: 2,290thFattest Citizens: 2,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,700thLargest Retail Industry: 2,859thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,514thMost Patriotic: 4,077thLargest Governments: 4,493rdRudest Citizens: 5,074thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,124thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,668thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,388thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,637thMost Conservative: 11,223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,297thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,993rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,737thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,556thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,415thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,534thMost Cultured: 18,815thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,847thLargest Populations: 19,851stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,458thMost Pro-Market: 25,539thMost Developed: 27,876th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79th in the region

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WA update pending: Nation has 334 verified endorsements.