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The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia

“Moo Goes the Dynamite”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: 10000 Islands

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Creeptopia

Population19.88 billion

CapitalPyramid County
LeaderKing Dev
FaithThe Covenant of Holy Notch

CurrencyCreebuck
AnimalCreeper Cow

The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.88 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,849 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,649 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Creeptopian politicians, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 7,899th in the world and 161st in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.65 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Influential: 78thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,257thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,008thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,138thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,364thMost Devout: 3,399thHighest Economic Output: 3,982ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,517thMost Stationary: 5,057thRudest Citizens: 5,438thNicest Citizens: 5,509thLargest Retail Industry: 5,612thHighest Food Quality: 5,785thBest Weather: 5,789thMost Cultured: 6,396thSmartest Citizens: 6,515thMost Inclusive: 6,622ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,006thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,182ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,341stHealthiest Citizens: 7,567thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,899thHighest Average Incomes: 8,084thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,390thMost Developed: 9,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,938thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,000thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,966thLargest Populations: 11,007thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,583rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,946thSafest: 15,972ndLargest Governments: 24,603rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,989th
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Most Influential: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98th in the regionLargest Populations: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 113th in the regionNicest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 133rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 147th in the region

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