The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Dev with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.179 billion Creeptopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 18.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,933 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,947 Creebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creeptopian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 13,498^th in the world and 177^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 117.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.