The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.88 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,849 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,649 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Creeptopian politicians, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 7,899^th in the world and 161^st in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.65 percentage of bribes refused.