The Nucleon of Creniciapla is a massive, genial nation, ruled by A random Eeveelution with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.786 billion Eevees are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of -Insert Region name here-. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eevee economy, worth 382 trillion Uranium Ores a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 101,156 Uranium Ores, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, Max Barry is this year's Miss Creniciapla, and aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Creniciapla has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creniciapla's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arceusism|Probably.

Creniciapla is ranked 79,252^nd in the world and 1,319^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,177.4 milliStalins.