The Republic of Creostan is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 1.132 billion Creostanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acophis. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creostanian economy, worth 123 trillion Cretas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 108,767 Cretas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creostan's national animal is the Cockatiel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Creostan is ranked 226,884^th in the world and 1,148^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 14.75 Atheism Rate.