The Holy Constitutional Empire of Cretoia-Slrathria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rafael de Echague y Bermingham with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, parental licensing program, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 8.53 billion ConZeishen-Qa are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sasanqua-Io. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kashin-Zed economy, worth 657 trillion Ƶhaymaſens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,100 Ƶhaymaſens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, people caught mistreating Cretoia-Slrathria's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretoia-Slrathria's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Cretoia-Slrathria is ranked 308,097^th in the world and 8^th in Imperial Majestic Domains for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9.8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.