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The Krazy Kakistocracy of Cretox State

Cretox State was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 394

“I took an IQ test and it came back positive!” Great Big Orange Leader

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Cretox State

Population4.259 billion

CapitalPonzify
LeaderGreat Big Orange Leader
FaithNepotism

Currencyrectangular numbered thing
Animaloverpaid executive

The Krazy Kakistocracy of Cretox State is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Big Orange Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.259 billion Statans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponzify. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Statan economy, worth 819 trillion rectangular numbered things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 192,331 rectangular numbered things, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretox State's national animal is the overpaid executive, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nepotism.

Cretox State is ranked 15,178th in the world and 811th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 84.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 408thMost Influential: 439thMost Secular: 1,695thHealthiest Citizens: 2,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,638thTop
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Most Developed: 2,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,944thLowest Crime Rates: 3,193rdHighest Food Quality: 3,194thBest Weather: 3,335thMost Efficient Economies: 3,504thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,532ndSmartest Citizens: 3,540thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,611thMost Inclusive: 3,643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,793rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,890thLargest Governments: 3,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,243rdMost Cultured: 4,285thMost Armed: 4,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,742ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,285thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,532ndNicest Citizens: 6,981stHighest Average Incomes: 8,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,057thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,676thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,034thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,481stTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,798thMost Income Equality: 15,178thSafest: 15,726thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,326thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,410thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,020thHighest Economic Output: 27,077th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Secular: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Armed: 157th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 160th in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 183rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 186th in the regionBest Weather: 187th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 221st in the regionMost Inclusive: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 226th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 313th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 322nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 355th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 380th in the regionNicest Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 431st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 467th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 489th in the regionMost Patriotic: 517th in the regionNudest: 543rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 544th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 550th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 627th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 765th in the regionMost Income Equality: 811th in the regionSafest: 884th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,312th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,326th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,372nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cretox State was nominated for a World Assembly Condemnation by The KRUSTY KRAB of OH YEAH MR KRABS.
  • : Cretox State was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, snitches get riches.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Cretox State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, Ponzify spends billions upgrading public transport.

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