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The Apparently a Vice Delegate of Cretox State

“Endos in the Hole!” AAH

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific


Cretox State

Population2.655 billion

Capitala bad spot

Animalfilthy human

The Apparently a Vice Delegate of Cretox State is a massive, genial nation, ruled by AAH with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.655 billion Januians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a bad spot. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Statan economy, worth 443 trillion smacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 166,955 smacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", hazmat suits are a common Statan garb, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and school history books often refer to AAH as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretox State's national animal is the filthy human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no.

Cretox State is ranked 220,589th in the world and 9,164th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 79.41 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2ndMost Influential: 73rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 391stMost Secular: 1,296thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,896thMost Efficient Economies: 3,956thMost Armed: 4,088thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,263rdBest Weather: 4,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,804thMost Developed: 4,929thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,375thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,664thLowest Crime Rates: 5,723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,782ndSmartest Citizens: 5,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,837thLargest Governments: 5,970thMost Inclusive: 5,991stMost Cultured: 6,718thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,788thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,893rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,852ndMost Income Equality: 11,626thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,753rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,067thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,315thNicest Citizens: 13,490thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,382nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 77th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 162nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 219th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 223rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 230th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 239th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 269th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 273rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 274th in the regionBest Weather: 283rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 296th in the regionMost Developed: 304th in the regionLargest Governments: 326th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 334th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Cultured: 338th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 340th in the regionMost Inclusive: 382nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 467th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 489th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 504th in the regionMost Income Equality: 521st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 554th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 574th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 636th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 668th in the regionNudest: 707th in the regionNicest Citizens: 767th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 775th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 817th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 883rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 902nd in the region

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