The Lucky Holy Pink Zombie Santa of Cretox State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen 01 with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.423 billion Januians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cretox State City. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cretox Statean economy, worth 169 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,272 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, there's a bright dawn ahead for Cretox State, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime is totally unknown. Cretox State's national animal is the bat ghost cow vampire, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Russallian Taipotism.

Cretox State is ranked 73,899^th in the world and 3,848^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,386.19 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.