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The United Anarchy of Crianusia

“O exon ota akoueto”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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Crianusia

Population26.891 billion

Capitalthe Land of neither Here nor There
LeaderSierim Serrima
FaithToothfairy Agnosticism

Currencywatermark
Animaljapanese sand badger

The United Anarchy of Crianusia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sierim Serrima with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.891 billion Crianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Land of neither Here nor There. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The Crianusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,835 trillion watermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,645 watermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, Sierim Serrima is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, and Crianians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crianusia's national animal is the japanese sand badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toothfairy Agnosticism.

Crianusia is ranked 83,782nd in the world and 2,539th in Balder for Most Politically Free, scoring 68.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 360thMost Advanced Public Education: 404thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 527thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 608thMost Pacifist: 620thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 650thMost Cultured: 703rdMost Beautiful Environments: 940thLargest Publishing Industry: 950thSmartest Citizens: 1,010thHighest Crime Rates: 1,098thHealthiest Citizens: 1,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,917thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,323rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,804thLargest Governments: 2,949thHighest Economic Output: 3,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,296thLargest Populations: 3,355thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,836thMost Inclusive: 3,887thBest Weather: 4,524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,174thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,784thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,604thMost Secular: 10,817thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,420thMost Income Equality: 14,955thHighest Average Incomes: 15,934thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,959th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 63rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 91st in the regionNicest Citizens: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 114th in the regionMost Inclusive: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 169th in the regionBest Weather: 187th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 344th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 345th in the regionMost Income Equality: 353rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 481st in the regionMost Secular: 497th in the regionMost Stationary: 539th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 593rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 652nd in the regionNudest: 658th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 736th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, Crianians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, Sierim Serrima is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Sierim Serrima's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, most ambassadors from Crianusia retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Crianusia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.

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