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The United Anarchy of Crianusia

“O exon ota akoueto”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Balder

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Crianusia

Population25.663 billion

Capitalthe Land of neither Here nor There
LeaderSierim Serrima
FaithToothfairy Agnosticism

Currencywatermark
Animaljapanese sand badger

The United Anarchy of Crianusia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sierim Serrima with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.663 billion Crianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Land of neither Here nor There. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The Crianusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,678 trillion watermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 143,347 watermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crianusia's national animal is the japanese sand badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toothfairy Agnosticism.

Crianusia is ranked 202,316th in the world and 7,399th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -502.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 98thLeast Corrupt Governments: 375thMost Advanced Public Education: 410thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 543rdMost Pacifist: 615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 638thMost Cultured: 717thMost Beautiful Environments: 911thHighest Crime Rates: 951stLargest Publishing Industry: 954thSmartest Citizens: 963rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,805thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,278thLargest Governments: 2,787thNicest Citizens: 2,820thHighest Economic Output: 3,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,249thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,391stLargest Populations: 3,412thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,560thMost Inclusive: 3,877thBest Weather: 4,273rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,226thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,249thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,251stMost Secular: 10,238thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,009thHighest Average Incomes: 14,992ndMost Income Equality: 16,985th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionTop
5%
Nicest Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 154th in the regionBest Weather: 193rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 245th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 357th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 377th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 437th in the regionMost Income Equality: 493rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 583rd in the regionNudest: 722nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 738th in the regionMost Influential: 761st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Crianusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Crianusia.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.

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