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The United Anarchy of Crianusia

“O exon ota akoueto”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Crianusia

Population23.968 billion

Capitalthe Land of neither Here nor There
LeaderSierim Serrima
FaithToothfairy Agnosticism

Currencywatermark
Animaljapanese sand badger

The United Anarchy of Crianusia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sierim Serrima with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.968 billion Crianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Land of neither Here nor There. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The Crianusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,875 trillion watermarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,967 watermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of Sierim Serrima holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crianusia's national animal is the japanese sand badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toothfairy Agnosticism.

Crianusia is ranked 123,859th in the world and 5,317th in Lazarus for Most Pro-Market, scoring 27.11 on the Rand Index.

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1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545thMost Advanced Public Education: 671stMost Cultured: 684thHighest Crime Rates: 751stMost Beautiful Environments: 916thSmartest Citizens: 938thMost Pacifist: 940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,296thHealthiest Citizens: 1,433rdTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,901stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,428thLargest Governments: 3,064thNicest Citizens: 3,088thLargest Populations: 3,518thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,646thHighest Economic Output: 3,710thMost Inclusive: 4,124thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,553rdBest Weather: 4,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,314thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,540thTop
10%
Most Secular: 8,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,912thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,283rdNudest: 14,990th
Top
1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 107th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 109th in the regionNicest Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 162nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionMost Inclusive: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 222nd in the regionBest Weather: 240th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 327th in the regionTop
10%
Most Secular: 470th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 499th in the regionMost Stationary: 525th in the regionMost Income Equality: 568th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 606th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 622nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 662nd in the regionNudest: 680th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Sierim Serrima holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, Crianians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Crianusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Crianusia, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.

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