The Unified People´s Republic of Crilland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lucius Izunia with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 9.274 billion Crills are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veridia. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Crillandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Green Paper Rectangles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,442 Green Paper Rectangles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and citizens must pay to enjoy Crilland's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crilland's national animal is the Chainsaw Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church Of Money.

Crilland is ranked 7,680^th in the world and 303^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 38.35 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.