The Federal Republic of Crimean is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Crimean People's Council with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.812 billion Crimeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevastopol. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean economy, worth 296 trillion Vyrnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,864 Vyrnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The last thing Crimean soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and planespotters are emigrating in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimean's national animal is the racehorse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crimean is ranked 53,223^rd in the world and 37^th in MHBs New Earth for Most Secular, with 25.11 Atheism Rate.