Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Saint Margaret Mary
Population | 41.802 billion |
Capital | The Holy See |
Leader | The Prelature Pope |
Currency | crayola marker |
Animal | scarlet parakeet |
The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.802 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 4,394 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,130 crayola markers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,096 per year while the poor average 11,581, a ratio of 45.9 to 1.
Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, bilingual Crimsons are viewed with suspicion, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
CrimsonScribbles is ranked 71,129th in the world and 2nd in Saint Margaret Mary for Most Extreme, scoring 27.28 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CrimsonScribbles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : CrimsonScribbles lodged a message on the Conservicstan Regional Message Board.
- : CrimsonScribbles lodged a message on the Vatican Regional Message Board.
- : CrimsonScribbles lodged a message on the Vatican II Regional Message Board.
- : CrimsonScribbles lodged a message on the Saint Margaret Mary Regional Message Board.
- : CrimsonScribbles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Bharamangaram was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from CrimsonScribbles, curing 3 million infected.
- : The Most Serene Republic of Saint Margaret Mary was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from CrimsonScribbles, curing 34 million infected.
- : The Most Serene Republic of Saint Margaret Mary was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from CrimsonScribbles, curing 37 million infected.
- : The Apostolic Society of Saint-Roque was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from CrimsonScribbles, killing 15 million zombies.