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The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles

“Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Saint Margaret Mary

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CrimsonScribbles

Population41.802 billion

CapitalThe Holy See
LeaderThe Prelature Pope

Currencycrayola marker
Animalscarlet parakeet

The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.802 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 4,394 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,130 crayola markers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,096 per year while the poor average 11,581, a ratio of 45.9 to 1.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, bilingual Crimsons are viewed with suspicion, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 71,129th in the world and 2nd in Saint Margaret Mary for Most Extreme, scoring 27.28 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Populations: 1,290thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 4,370thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,706thMost Influential: 7,288thFattest Citizens: 7,444thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,500thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,730thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,384thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,974thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,136thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,049thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,739thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,005thMost Pro-Market: 29,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,938th

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