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The Empire of Crinadia

“Strength Through Civil Freedom” Leader

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Forest

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Crinadia

Population16.405 billion

CapitalTurananto

Currencycredits
Animalcheetah

The Empire of Crinadia is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 16.405 billion Crinadians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turananto. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Crinadian economy, worth a remarkable 7,118 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 433,905 credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, trespassers entering Leader's office are immediately vaporized, the newest shade developed by Crinadia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown. Crinadia's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crinadia is ranked 91,898th in the world and 62nd in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,178.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 538thLargest Black Market: 614thMost Inclusive: 684thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 705thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 750thNicest Citizens: 761stMost Rebellious Youth: 874thHighest Average Incomes: 976thMost Efficient Economies: 1,069thHighest Food Quality: 1,194thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,271stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,366thLargest Retail Industry: 1,387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,629thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,849thHighest Economic Output: 1,915thMost Cultured: 1,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,210thMost Pacifist: 2,503rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,542ndLargest Governments: 2,702ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,125thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,519thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,800thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,888thSmartest Citizens: 5,338thBest Weather: 5,652ndMost Developed: 5,768thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,817thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,213thRudest Citizens: 6,284thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,662ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,293rdTop
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Most Devout: 21,033rdLargest Populations: 26,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31,137thLargest Publishing Industry: 31,143rd
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, the newest shade developed by Crinadia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, trespassers entering Leader's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Crinadia, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
  • : Crinadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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