The Autistic Socialists of Crippling Osteogayporosis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ian Carter with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 12 billion Osteogayians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maxingrad. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Osteogayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Chromosomes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 83,936 Chromosomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crippling Osteogayporosis's national animal is the tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Filthism.

Crippling Osteogayporosis is ranked 44,005^th in the world and 2^nd in Terra Luna for Safest, scoring 104.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.