The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by some guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.255 billion hooligans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of somewhere around here. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cromulent Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,113 trillion Totally Non-Bubble Cryptocurrencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 223,779 Totally Non-Bubble Cryptocurrencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cromulent Peoplesian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cromulent Peoples's national animal is the Milkshake Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thats like your opinion man.

Cromulent Peoples is ranked 272,955^th in the world and 7^th in Loamhedge for Most Avoided, scoring 0.37 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.