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The Birdemic Ornithocrazy of Crowacia

“420 black birds getting baked in the pie of equity” Birdie Sanders

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Forest



Population4.597 billion

LeaderBirdie Sanders
FaithNeoasatru - popular but unofficial

Animalthing in the corner of your eye

The Birdemic Ornithocrazy of Crowacia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Birdie Sanders with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.597 billion occult birdfolk and terrified humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yfeldes. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crowfolk economy, worth 429 trillion souldusts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,387 souldusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crowacia's national animal is the thing in the corner of your eye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neoasatru - popular but unofficial.

Crowacia is ranked 46,140th in the world and 179th in Forest for Highest Economic Output, with 429 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,486thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,867thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,991stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,583rdMost Influential: 3,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,861stBest Weather: 4,538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,179thMost Cultured: 5,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,251stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,496thHealthiest Citizens: 9,467thMost Inclusive: 10,964thMost Secular: 11,148thSmartest Citizens: 11,211thLargest Governments: 11,273rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,758thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,685thNicest Citizens: 13,062ndMost Pacifist: 13,533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,696thMost Developed: 15,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,878thMost Income Equality: 16,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,335thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,658th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the region

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