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The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim

“Goddamn it, these christmas lights are tangled again!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population1.087 billion

LeaderChip Crowley


The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chip Crowley with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.087 billion Crowheimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreathen. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crowheimian economy, worth 37.6 trillion presents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,588 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime is totally unknown. Crowheim's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crowheim is ranked 78,468th in the world and 2,804th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 941 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,688thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 16,635thMost Influential: 20,908thMost Pacifist: 22,248thSafest: 23,294th
Most Influential: 379th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 379th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 402nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 481st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 487th in the regionNicest Citizens: 500th in the regionSafest: 528th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 612th in the regionMost Inclusive: 665th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Minskiev, Chimes, Visionary Union, and Toerana.

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