“Goddamn it, these christmas lights are tangled again!”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chip Crowley with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.087 billion Crowheimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreathen. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Crowheimian economy, worth 37.6 trillion presents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,588 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Homophobia is off the menu, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime is totally unknown. Crowheim's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crowheim lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Crowheim voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Crowheim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
- : Crowheim was endorsed by The Grand Utopian Commonwealth of Toerana.
- : Crowheim was endorsed by The Dreamers of Visionary Union.
- : Crowheim endorsed The Dreamers of Visionary Union.
- : Crowheim endorsed The Fabled Archer of Chimes.
- : Crowheim was endorsed by The Fabled Archer of Chimes.
- : Crowheim endorsed The Holy Lucky of this Zombie of Minskiev.
- : Crowheim was endorsed by The Holy Lucky of this Zombie of Minskiev.