The Constitutional Monarchy of Crown Lands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Nicholas with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.244 billion Crown Landsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Crown Landsian economy, worth 615 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,933 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of HRH Emperor Nicholas in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crown Lands's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Crown Lands is ranked 28,734^th in the world and 57^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.49 law-abiding acts per hour.