The Community of Crows Ravens and Blue Jays is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 291 million Crows Ravens and Blue Jaysians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Crows Ravens and Blue Jaysian economy, worth 16.7 trillion blackberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 57,288 blackberries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 164,629 per year while the poor average 15,846, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Crows Ravens and Blue Jays. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Crows Ravens and Blue Jays's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Crows Ravens and Blue Jays is ranked 91,244^th in the world and 4^th in Ducks for Most Patriotic, with 17.77 flags saluted per person per day.