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The Free Land of Crysato

“Free things”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Nothing of importance

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Crysato

Population16.058 billion

CapitalCrysato City
LeaderLeader

CurrencyCryso
Animalfairy penguin

The Free Land of Crysato is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.058 billion Crysatoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crysato City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crysatoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,612 trillion Crysoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,226 Crysoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime is totally unknown. Crysato's national animal is the fairy penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crysato is ranked 173,586th in the world and 1st in Nothing of importance for Most Stationary, with 91.30308739932 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 199thLeast Corrupt Governments: 251stMost Inclusive: 404thMost Advanced Public Education: 405thHealthiest Citizens: 455thMost Developed: 464thLongest Average Lifespans: 493rdHighest Food Quality: 519thMost Compassionate Citizens: 521stNicest Citizens: 521stSmartest Citizens: 532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 589thLargest Welfare Programs: 592ndMost Pacifist: 639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 731stMost Secular: 818thSafest: 865thBest Weather: 881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 899thMost Beautiful Environments: 952ndLargest Governments: 1,048thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,197thMost Cultured: 1,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,535thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,566thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,782ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,709thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,742ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,349thHighest Economic Output: 3,793rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,212thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,381stTop
10%
Nudest: 16,227thMost Income Equality: 17,160thMost Patriotic: 18,336thLargest Populations: 23,794thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,124thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,471st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, third world countries are rich in "I Love Crysato City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Crysato, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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