Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Nothing of importance
Population | 16.058 billion |
Capital | Crysato City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | Cryso |
Animal | fairy penguin |
The Free Land of Crysato is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.058 billion Crysatoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crysato City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Crysatoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,612 trillion Crysoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,226 Crysoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime is totally unknown. Crysato's national animal is the fairy penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Crysato is ranked 173,586th in the world and 1st in Nothing of importance for Most Stationary, with 91.30308739932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, third world countries are rich in "I Love Crysato City" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Crysato, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.