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The Free Land of Crystal Creation

“This world isn't a place it's a people.” Adonas Kįlx

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Crystal Creation

Population5.498 billion

CapitalGonđę je kįlx
LeaderAdonas Kįlx


The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.498 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth 677 trillion Times a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,163 Times, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 184,738th in the world and 7,109th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 324thMost Influential: 408thTop
Best Weather: 2,184thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,895thHealthiest Citizens: 3,925thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,078thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,357thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,382ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,501stNicest Citizens: 4,574thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,817thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,957thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,968thMost Pacifist: 5,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,993rdMost Developed: 6,120thMost Inclusive: 6,907thLowest Crime Rates: 8,646thLargest Governments: 9,049thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,224thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,599thSmartest Citizens: 11,097thMost Efficient Economies: 11,652ndMost Cultured: 13,433rdSafest: 14,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,384thMost Secular: 18,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,090th
Most Influential: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 78th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 118th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 159th in the regionMost Pacifist: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 239th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionMost Inclusive: 245th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 321st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 323rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 380th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 414th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 415th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 471st in the regionLargest Populations: 494th in the regionMost Stationary: 499th in the regionSafest: 583rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 595th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 618th in the regionMost Secular: 658th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 721st in the region

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