The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 14.79 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Times a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,957 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, wandering Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are known for their one-track minds, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New age occult.

Crystal Creation is ranked 278,130^th in the world and 5,204^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 42.5 cheeks per square mile.