The Isle Delfino Crystal of Crystalised Chika is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.648 billion Crystalised Chikans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Crystalised Chikan economy, worth 173 trillion Shine Sprites a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,442 Shine Sprites, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,703 per year while the poor average 4,767, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crystalised Chika's national animal is the goomba, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Crystalised Chika is ranked 273,741^st in the world and 163^rd in Hana Macchia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 363.41 on the Societal Mobility Rating.