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The People's Republic of Csesko

“The leader was chosen”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Collection of European Democracies

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Csesko

Population293 million

CurrencyKoruna
AnimalCat

The People's Republic of Csesko is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 293 million Cseskoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cseskoan economy, worth 10.5 trillion Korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 35,959 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader", in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Csesko's national animal is the Cat.

Csesko is ranked 73,498th in the world and 1st in The Collection of European Democracies for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,017.61 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Nudest: 4,994thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 12,050thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,921stMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,061st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Csesko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Csesko's influence in The Collection of European Democracies rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Csesko's influence in The Collection of European Democracies fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Csesko, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • : Following new legislation in Csesko, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Csesko agreed to construct embassies between The Collection of European Democracies and The Embassy.
  • : Following new legislation in Csesko, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader".
  • : Following new legislation in Csesko, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Csesko, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
  • : Following new legislation in Csesko, laws are littered with references to cheese.

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