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The Republic of CSI-1

“Skin on skin, let the love begin”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Coral Sea Islands

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CSI-1

Population22.743 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Republic of CSI-1 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 22.743 billion CSI-1ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The CSI-1ian economy, worth 911 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,057 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The CSI-1 City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSI-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden.

CSI-1 is ranked 45,323rd in the world and 1st in Coral Sea Islands for Most Stationary, with 968.23213727548 days.

Top
5%
Largest Populations: 11,800thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 23,508thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,139th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CSI-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in CSI-1, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The CSI-1 City Times is sold out.
  • : CSI-1 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in CSI-1, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in CSI-1, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in CSI-1, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in CSI-1, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in CSI-1, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in CSI-1, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in CSI-1, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.

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