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The Republic of Cube Function

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Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Empire of Love

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Cube Function

Population4.971 billion

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Animalmath

The Republic of Cube Function is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.971 billion Cube Functionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cube Functionian economy, worth 497 trillion numbers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 100,164 numbers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cube Function's national animal is the math, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cube Function is ranked 240,349th in the world and 209th in Empire of Love for Most Stationary, with 21.8092915976 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,121stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,701stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,859th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the region

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