Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Empire of Love
Population | 4.971 billion |
Currency | number |
Animal | math |
The Republic of Cube Function is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.971 billion Cube Functionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Cube Functionian economy, worth 497 trillion numbers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 100,164 numbers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cube Function's national animal is the math, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cube Function is ranked 240,349th in the world and 209th in Empire of Love for Most Stationary, with 21.8092915976 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cube Function's influence in Empire of Love fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : Cube Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Cube Function's influence in Empire of Love fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : Cube Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Cube Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Cube Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Cube Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Cube Function relocated from The land of empires to Empire of Love.
- : Following new legislation in Cube Function, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in Cube Function, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.