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The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia

“God is a Custadian.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Lazarus



Population14.406 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Strenst XXIX


The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Strenst XXIX with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.406 billion Custadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krudzt. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The strong Custadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,354 trillion Teils a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 232,858 Teils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Custadia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Custadia is ranked 198,726th in the world and 6,646th in Lazarus for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 619thLargest Black Market: 642ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,472ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,548thMost Influential: 1,782ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,191stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,285thTop
Most Avoided: 2,581stLargest Governments: 2,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,707thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,801stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,158thHighest Economic Output: 3,915thHighest Average Incomes: 4,269thLowest Crime Rates: 5,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,948thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,993rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,562ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,008thSmartest Citizens: 11,442ndTop
Most Inclusive: 13,959thHealthiest Citizens: 16,618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,834thLargest Populations: 17,203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,481stMost Secular: 20,852nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 137th in the regionMost Avoided: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 220th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 290th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 358th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 444th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 469th in the regionLargest Populations: 492nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 597th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Inclusive: 740th in the regionRudest Citizens: 787th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 813th in the region

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