Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Lunaria
Population | 9.708 billion |
Capital | Color Moon |
Leader | Redblue Colormoon |
Faith | Librarism |
Currency | Lunariaux |
Animal | Color Dolphin |
The Lunar Kingdom of Cuuleurzluna is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Redblue Colormoon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.708 billion Cuuleurzlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Color Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cuuleurzlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,400 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 350,241 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the new intercity submarine SSN Color Dolphin Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, Color Dolphin is one of the most popular forenames in Cuuleurzluna, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuuleurzluna's national animal is the Color Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.
Cuuleurzluna is ranked 23,056th in the world and 10th in Lunaria for Most Stationary, with 1,494.82701553232 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, Color Dolphin is one of the most popular forenames in Cuuleurzluna.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, the new intercity submarine SSN Color Dolphin Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, they say that Redblue Colormoon's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
- : Following new legislation in Cuuleurzluna, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.