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The Protectorate of Cuyan

“For the Clan, For the People”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Cuyan

Population1.365 billion

CapitalMandoa
LeaderTiroshi Cuyan

CurrencyIjaat
AnimalBoma

The Protectorate of Cuyan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tiroshi Cuyan with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.365 billion Cuyas love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mandoa. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cuyanian economy, worth 125 trillion Ijaats a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,589 Ijaats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nose plugs are the latest Cuyanian fashion accessory, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuyan's national animal is the Boma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cuyan is ranked 48,666th in the world and 2,475th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,160.89 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 147thTop
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Most Influential: 2,571stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,184thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,094thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,748thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,642ndBest Weather: 9,678thMost Inclusive: 9,726thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,388thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,695thMost Secular: 11,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,895thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,691stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,155thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,310thNicest Citizens: 13,543rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,584thMost Income Equality: 13,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,017th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 126th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 331st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 340th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 344th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 364th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 421st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 529th in the regionBest Weather: 542nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 569th in the regionMost Inclusive: 587th in the regionMost Secular: 612th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 615th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 674th in the regionMost Income Equality: 686th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 692nd in the regionNudest: 716th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 730th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cuyan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Spunkland.
  • : Cuyan was endorsed by The Republic of Aratani.
  • : Cuyan was endorsed by The Purple Paradise of Tarr-Nation.
  • : Cuyan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Virillum.
  • : Cuyan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Food Waste".
  • : Cuyan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Following new legislation in Cuyan, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuyan, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuyan, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuyan, nose plugs are the latest Cuyanian fashion accessory.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 374 » El Fiji Grande, Aetulia, Arimbia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Territorio di Nessuno, Debussy, British Pacific Islands, Banabistan, Yaorozu, Breduria, Baldova, Alunya, Pallaith, Dopeland420, Glurponia, Austurasia, Aezus, Corfad, 2 and 2 is Fish, Daiz, Death By Astonishment, Dylanana, Detrivania, Great Javadwipa, Runeda, Brettenia, Notyoutopia, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Aeolist, Aroa, Babacar, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, Bananoonza, Blackphir, Bopolisc, Arcoriposa, Dicko, Loutsland, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Makersaulache, Koda-Land, Napnomadia, Antiyard, Aldros, Utopicican, Altivia, Elestrum, Holy Oranz, and 324 others.Chukstik Illahi, Gilakistan, Esplandia, Omnistria, Bearical, Ecronentia, Gliese Minor, Fizban, Centromuria, Humptalumpta, Axstahl, Island States of Skelldia, Cors Evia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Fascist Democracy, Ikea Rike, Central Ryal, Chilean 1st Reich, Diodone, Amerian States, Selfgradatude, Eternal Dreams, Heken, Holy Marcus Empire, Kasazzastan, Xzavia-Hjar, Trillius, French Bananastan, Free Culture, Sunto, North Bratislava, Avemterra, Heminaw, Haor Chall, Ilisseia, Calamazo, Ejhsa, 1 very fast endotarter, Siwale, Eslua, Zumlandia, Analomink, Amaganset, Federation Terra Australis, Elder Realms, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Alcaryia, PlanetPunk, Wilkshire, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, David Davidson, Black Templares, Bonjoura, Agharya, AGoodPlace, Sundred, Kwaj, Ice and Tinian, Shadowrik, Anna Airters, Vincone Cae, Indiana Hoosier nation, Get Away From Me, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Princely Irbis, Guer Aike, Alice Gardens, Catopia2, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Valhalla123, Camarthen, BrightFutures, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Choistan, Abject Ludicrosity, Sockmanland, Jasminlandia, Kubrostavsria, Kuveria, Kuda1, Lanorth, Longsword01, Manticore utopia, Etrurica, Ostrolia, Lordelles, Karazan, Dramanian, Magorostan, Lorigia, Lader Draia, Contani, Lower Nubia, Newpromisedland, Kolorland, Kanlidia, LostLegion, Kalimora Aire, Dorgus, Kalatona, Steampunk Ariel, Helix Labs, New Bremerton, Kulgatha, Sheldanada, Keelut, Cinnibar, Ieprus, Brivlan, Kelvaros Prime, Concordare, Maott, Scientific empire, Juggernautilus, Test for a new hope, Lindsaystan, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Shibutani, New Lakemba, Malvad, Moubarakistan, Gooood Tiiimes, Moisus, Orven, Nordic-British Union, North Armatas, Miamington, Orado, New Austra, New Octicarg, Zeternia, New Avian, Narwhal, Necromonia, Moanapo, Old Emporia, Morrazan, Northern Glory, Oktavio, Mendgremar, Amauri, Moose repupblic, Lemonbiscuits, Marmiedon, Mercandia, Bojacks and Jills, Nuova Belgica, Minuda, Orenmark, Malta Comino Gozo, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Tamgu, Penrith, Rydeum, Equine Dues, Partax, Felpolandia, Saint Alaric, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Phyrreus, PembrokeLand, Prydania, Changjo, Wineclaw, The Tampa Bay Rays, Revolutionary Sealand, Phoronu, East Wushen, Laynekraine, PotatoFarmers, Wisconsota, Makudu, Panama Coalition, Racoda, Rosewood-, Pradovnia, Jefffliu, Raseus, New Flos, Kokomo Island, Phualand, Elgaland-Vargaland, Sil Dorsett, Palisede, Spartoptia, Beta Centauri B3, Lanterkint, Republic of New Atlantis, Republic of Naya, New Pruessen, Potatolandium, Dadastan Archipelago, Odrinia, Marxist Luxembourg, Pauliestien, Kristalmaan, Mount Timbers, Lazadonil, Drusselstein, Bidragistan, Musselshell, Lunallian, Neo Colorado, Romania-Moldavia, Grimandia, Lesbian Femdom, Duerrlewang, Nakayo, Ibiscaton, Styrica, Some Random TNP Nation, Sea Ghost, Atle Fan, The Soviet States of Europe, The Seven Shed Skins, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Austro Germanic Union, The Discipled, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, The Bureaucratic Territories, Randbourne, Federative Rhodesia, Torakuen, Preble, The English Alliance, Tellavinna, Scrubbertalia, Sunaiya, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The O C, SORT, Warcaa, Arkenistan, Chile Libertario, The Panamanian Union, Viridiann, San Gavino, Vexilia, Soviet Terran, San Isandro, The Sinclarian Provinces, Sile Maungistan, United Brazilians states, Unsophisticate, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Seenvorland, Chess Republic, Warsaw-Halicz, United States of Medford, Yemet, The Most Freedom Ever, Wunderstrafanstalt, Super Pax Americana, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Supercarriers, Walter Jackson, United States of Americanas, WhyNotRepublic, Quebekistand, Scouria, Thoven, Metracia, The Gamer Party, Yugobatania, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Troopersorder66, Wooleystan, Yabkhu, Yukti, Zozanio, Scrisix, ZimRobwe, Hatakulamatakatak, Malabor Tor, Neo Hungarica, Walist, Velly, Zankioa, National Goats, San Xavier, Tianqing, Union of the Oriental States, McMasterdonia, Venezuelia, Marijuana Haven, The AP Republic, Pria Kus Eutstan, Republic of AJ, Idumetala, Subjugators, United Asgardian States, General COE, Tsandonown, Freyford, Frie Annium, VietAnhland, Wimborne, Western Kellaveesione, Zupla, The Stratosphere Islands, Votak Matim, Miruma, United Draconia, Frances Francis the First of France, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Delmak, U S Eh, Pheonisland, Guslantis, Ziko, Mesherica, The Union of Workers Councils, Faircliff, Great Robertia, Ponantine, Youssath, Zemnaya Svoboda, Virillum, Tarr-Nation, Aratani, and Spunkland.

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