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The United Tribes of Cxaenhayfth

“Pacem Retinendam omnino Gratuita”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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Cxaenhayfth

Population9.86 billion

CapitalSyaehnirvt
LeaderHrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht
FaithDelirium

CurrencySeashell
AnimalCthulhu

The United Tribes of Cxaenhayfth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.86 billion Seneithies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syaehnirvt. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seneithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,152 trillion Seashells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,270 Seashells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime is totally unknown. Cxaenhayfth's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Delirium.

Cxaenhayfth is ranked 88,361st in the world and 3,597th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 51.02 Insults Per Minute.

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Best Weather: 68thLargest Information Technology Sector: 87thMost Beautiful Environments: 121stHealthiest Citizens: 124thMost Secular: 184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214thMost Developed: 214thLeast Corrupt Governments: 220thLongest Average Lifespans: 234thMost Pacifist: 345thSafest: 382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 480thMost Compassionate Citizens: 509thMost Inclusive: 535thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 557thNicest Citizens: 562ndMost Cultured: 682ndSmartest Citizens: 787thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,269thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,689thHighest Average Incomes: 4,973rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,975thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,604thHighest Economic Output: 6,885thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,394thLargest Governments: 8,676thMost Stationary: 8,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,634thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,904thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,449thMost Influential: 13,789thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,568th
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Best Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 133rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 171st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th in the regionLargest Governments: 239th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 259th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 277th in the regionLargest Populations: 283rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 427th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 447th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 521st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 713th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 746th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Cxaenhayfth was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Cxaenhayfth was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.

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