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The United Tribes of Cxaenhayfth

“Pacem Retinendam omnino Gratuita”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific

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Cxaenhayfth

Population7.852 billion

CapitalSyaehnirvt
LeaderHrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht
FaithDelirium

CurrencySeashell
AnimalCthulhu

The United Tribes of Cxaenhayfth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.852 billion Seneithies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syaehnirvt. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seneithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion Seashells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,795 Seashells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Cxaenhayfth flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and saying "don't do anything that Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cxaenhayfth's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Delirium.

Cxaenhayfth is ranked 168,473rd in the world and 6,886th in the South Pacific for Most Devout, with 1.87 Prayers Per Hour.

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Best Weather: 83rdMost Developed: 127thMost Beautiful Environments: 150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 151stLongest Average Lifespans: 159thHealthiest Citizens: 165thLeast Corrupt Governments: 215thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237thSafest: 381stMost Secular: 421stMost Pacifist: 439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 553rdNicest Citizens: 588thMost Inclusive: 590thMost Cultured: 832ndSmartest Citizens: 940thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 942ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,450thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,724thLowest Crime Rates: 3,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,129thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,142ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,404thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,786thHighest Average Incomes: 5,007thMost Efficient Economies: 5,502ndLargest Governments: 5,948thHighest Economic Output: 7,917thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,490thMost Stationary: 9,980thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,688thMost Influential: 12,793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,301st
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Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 252nd in the regionLargest Populations: 291st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 368th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, saying "don't do anything that Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, on-duty Air Cxaenhayfth flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Cxaenhayfth's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Cthulhuball fields.

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