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The United Tribes of Cxaenhayfth

“Pacem Retinendam omnino Gratuita”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific



Population9.463 billion

LeaderHrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht


The United Tribes of Cxaenhayfth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hrocxlae'khr Zxrt'eht with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.463 billion Seneithies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syaehnirvt. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seneithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,000 trillion Seashells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,388 Seashells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is totally unknown. Cxaenhayfth's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Delirium.

Cxaenhayfth is ranked 5,443rd in the world and 139th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 211,388.79 Standard Monetary Units.

Best Weather: 71stLargest Information Technology Sector: 94thMost Beautiful Environments: 124thHealthiest Citizens: 132ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 184thMost Secular: 186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226thMost Developed: 227thLongest Average Lifespans: 252ndMost Pacifist: 367thSafest: 392ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 520thMost Compassionate Citizens: 549thMost Inclusive: 562ndNicest Citizens: 581stMost Cultured: 683rdSmartest Citizens: 899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,271stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,048thMost Efficient Economies: 4,025thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,348thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,010thHighest Average Incomes: 5,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,781stHighest Economic Output: 7,389thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,854thMost Stationary: 8,982ndTop
Largest Governments: 11,644thMost Influential: 14,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,752ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,922nd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 168th in the regionMost Stationary: 173rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 210th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 255th in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionLargest Governments: 313th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 702nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 739th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.
  • : Cxaenhayfth was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Cxaenhayfth was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Cxaenhayfth, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.


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