The Empire of Cybran States is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High Marshal Sydney Alexander with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.326 billion Cybrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyr. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cybran Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,345 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 373,120 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Sparrow, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", pedants defending High Marshal Sydney Alexander observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cybran States's national animal is the Sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cybran States is ranked 285,427^th in the world and 419^th in Nordic Lands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.