The Squeaky little plush of Cyn Plush is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Cyn Plush The Squeakiest of All with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 850 million Plushies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SqueakersVille. The average income tax rate is 53.0%.

The Squeaky economy, worth 54.1 trillion Hugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,641 Hugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and Cyn Plush successfully hosted the Hell Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyn Plush's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyn Plush is ranked 172,893^rd in the world and 130^th in Hell for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,496.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.