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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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Cyrenean

Population33.774 billion

CapitalCyreneai
LeaderPresident

CurrencyBeah
AnimalDog

The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.774 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,739 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,932 Beahs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 119,195th in the world and 995th in 10000 Islands for Most Pro-Market, scoring 41.67 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 11thNicest Citizens: 13thMost Cheerful Citizens: 30thMost Influential: 31stBest Weather: 60thLeast Corrupt Governments: 70thHealthiest Citizens: 75thMost Cultured: 85thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91stLongest Average Lifespans: 143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 200thMost Beautiful Environments: 219thMost Developed: 248thMost Rebellious Youth: 255thMost Stationary: 326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 342ndMost Devout: 470thSafest: 641stMost Efficient Economies: 916thLargest Populations: 1,134thHighest Economic Output: 1,382ndSmartest Citizens: 1,407thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,803rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,253rdMost Inclusive: 3,700thLowest Crime Rates: 6,607thNudest: 9,001stHighest Average Incomes: 9,767thTop
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Most Primitive: 11,216thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,267thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,716thLargest Governments: 16,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,559th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 68th in the regionMost Primitive: 70th in the regionNudest: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Cyrenean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Free Las Pinas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.

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