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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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Cyrenean

Population34.263 billion

CapitalCyreneai
LeaderPresident

CurrencyBeah
AnimalDog

The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 34.263 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 7.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,956 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 173,849 Beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, sex changes are routinely performed at Cyrenean's hospitals, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 226,325th in the world and 1,526th in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -46.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 11thNicest Citizens: 13thMost Cheerful Citizens: 32ndMost Influential: 32ndBest Weather: 59thLeast Corrupt Governments: 74thHealthiest Citizens: 79thMost Cultured: 93rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96thMost Developed: 126thLongest Average Lifespans: 137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 196thMost Beautiful Environments: 215thMost Rebellious Youth: 249thMost Stationary: 322ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 373rdMost Devout: 458thSafest: 594thMost Efficient Economies: 783rdLargest Populations: 1,129thHighest Economic Output: 1,336thSmartest Citizens: 1,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,412thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,725thMost Inclusive: 2,729thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,190thLowest Crime Rates: 5,858thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,636thHighest Average Incomes: 9,328thNudest: 9,555thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,206thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,372ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,816th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Primitive: 137th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, sex changes are routinely performed at Cyrenean's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Republic of Yellowjacket.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, they say that Cyreneanians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Cyrenean recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.

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