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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: 10000 Islands

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Cyrenean

Population32.194 billion

CapitalCyreneai
LeaderPresident

Currencybeah
Animaldog

The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.194 billion Cyreneanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,566 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 172,900 beahs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and President has more friends than ever before. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 453rd in the world and 4th in 10000 Islands for Most Devout, with 14,835.52 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thNicest Citizens: 13thMost Pacifist: 19thMost Influential: 30thMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rdBest Weather: 51stLeast Corrupt Governments: 63rdHealthiest Citizens: 73rdMost Developed: 81stMost Cultured: 91stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96thLongest Average Lifespans: 101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 184thMost Beautiful Environments: 211thMost Rebellious Youth: 272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 298thMost Stationary: 343rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 363rdMost Devout: 453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 687thSafest: 731stSmartest Citizens: 1,088thLargest Populations: 1,164thHighest Economic Output: 1,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,610thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,836thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,890thMost Primitive: 3,071stLowest Crime Rates: 3,739thMost Inclusive: 7,634thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,640thLargest Governments: 10,209thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,450thNudest: 15,107thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,923rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,433rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 117th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, President has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Cyreneanian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.

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