“Your Government cares so you don't have to”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: 10000 Islands
The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 34.263 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 7.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,956 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 173,849 Beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, sex changes are routinely performed at Cyrenean's hospitals, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, sex changes are routinely performed at Cyrenean's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
- : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
- : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Republic of Yellowjacket.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, they say that Cyreneanians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Cyrenean recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
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