“Your Government cares so you don't have to”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: 10000 Islands
The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.774 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,739 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,932 Beahs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Cyrenean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
- : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Free Las Pinas.
- : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
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