Category: Iron Fist Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: Khuzifenq
Population | 15.757 billion |
Currency | Kurisu |
Animal | Upa |
The Principality of Cyunzit is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.757 billion Cyunzits are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cyunzitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,001 trillion Kurisus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,015 Kurisus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, dessert dishes make up the Cyunzitian breakfast menu, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime is totally unknown. Cyunzit's national animal is the Upa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cyunzit is ranked 124,671st in the world and 12th in Khuzifenq for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.24 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cyunzit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Cyunzit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Cyunzit's influence in Khuzifenq fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Cyunzit relocated from The Test Pacific to Khuzifenq.
- : Cyunzit relocated from Khuzifenq to The Test Pacific.
- : Cyunzit's influence in Khuzifenq rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Cyunzit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Cyunzit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Cyunzit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Cyunzit was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.