The Empire of Brazil of Czabalkia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Pedro IV with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.175 billion Brazilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio de Janeiro. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Brazilian economy, worth 197 trillion Reais a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,924 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, bars are packed at all hours, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Brazilian roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czabalkia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Czabalkia is ranked 74,549^th in the world and 119^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.37 law-abiding acts per hour.