The Republic of Czechosilesoslovakia is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 171 million Czechosilesoslovakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The Czechosilesoslovakian economy, worth 7.22 trillion Czechoslovak crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,234 Czechoslovak crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechosilesoslovakia's national animal is the doubletailed lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Czechosilesoslovakia is ranked 151,697^th in the world and 1^st in The Grand Phoenix for Nudest, with 130.5 cheeks per square mile.