Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Absurdistan
Population | 23.956 billion |
Capital | Slajvekin |
Currency | ceg |
Animal | robin |
The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.956 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 9,033 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 377,078 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Czechostan is ranked 507th in the world and 1st in Absurdistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 196.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Mexitropolis.