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The Incandescent Bright Ideas of D034

“Mood: Jolly Green and Tickled Purple”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Windows

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D034

Population11.29 billion

CapitalRimshot
LeaderChet Baker
FaithViolet Vibes

CurrencyBank
AnimalCheetah

The Incandescent Bright Ideas of D034 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chet Baker with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.29 billion Ptangs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rimshot. The average income tax rate is 71.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ptangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion Banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,225 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and rumor has it that Chet Baker has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D034's national animal is the Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violet Vibes.

D034 is ranked 13,309th in the world and 35th in Windows for Most Stationary, with 1,909.1618684134 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 4,513thLargest Black Market: 8,486thMost Avoided: 10,227thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,833rdMost Stationary: 13,309thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,534thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,022ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,812thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,410thHighest Economic Output: 21,857thLargest Retail Industry: 24,744thMost Secular: 25,082ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,582ndMost Developed: 26,216thMost Influential: 27,240th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D034 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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